Funny middle age jokes For someone that is turning 50 years old?

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Do you know any funny jokes for a male that is turning 50 years old? Please share them with me and all of ASK.COM
Thanks in advance
Sorry to inform you Kitty of your mistake in judgment I am nowhere close to 50 but someone I know is...If it had been for me I would have said so. In addition, your wrong about the assessment you made about there not being jokes about old people, there is just one more thing you can say you learned today.

6 Responses to “Funny middle age jokes For someone that is turning 50 years old?”

  1. loves_to_babysit_11

    (at a bday party) With all those candles i could wax all my legs and my bawdy

  2. It's Just My Opinion

    A doctor to a middle aged person while holding his nose:
    "Yes, that’s very loud Mr. Jones, but I said I wanted to hear your HEART."

  3. Daire - carriglea

    ya

  4. bindrinkinnsmokin

    middle age man goes to doctor for physical.Doctor tells him he’ll have to stop masterbating.
    "Why" the man asks.Doctor replies"because it just makes it to difficult to examine you".

  5. fantasy_no52

    what do u call a grumy pea?
    GRUMPEE

    haha!

  6. kitty

    I dont think jokes are age-based. Probably they are divided as adult and non adult nothing as 30,40,50 yrs etc. Asking for Jokes for 50 years male may be itself a joke for a 50year old. It also shows ur really turning 50 YEARS. JUST ENJOY A JOKE FOR THE SAKE OF JOKE.


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